The Challenge: I am deathly bored on a Royal Caribbean cruise of the Western Caribbean. But I sprung for the unlimited drinks package. So now I am going to booze my way through this damn shop. I will try to sample every cocktail on this big ass ship. Stinky, my long suffering husband, will be along for the ride.

The Prize: hopefully not pancreatitis.

And now…the bars –

1. R Bar > Menu

1a. R Bar > “Lets Get Fizzical”

a. Looks: Golden

b. Smells: like tea

c. Tastes: like Lipton Iced Tea

d. Stinky says: it is not so much that it tastes like tea; it has a very lemony taste with too much sugar; reminiscent of Lipton bottled tea products.

e. Verdict: Gross